you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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