I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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