He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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