before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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