I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
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