WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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