So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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