I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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