isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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