apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
accomplished twins. life is a go
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
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