feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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