I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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