Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
