i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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