VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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