I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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