This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
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