i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
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