North Korea, Best Korea!
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
one might say we're banned from that church
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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