I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
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