Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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