I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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