i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
You need Xanax blowdarts
You can't just leave with hair like that
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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