Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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