He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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