So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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