Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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