sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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