He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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