I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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