Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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