He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Randomize
