your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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