we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I wish life had little blips of pornography
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
