So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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