You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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