Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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