This girl is more easily done than said...
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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