did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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