I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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