If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
