I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Lo siento on account of my penis...
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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