So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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