If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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