Me too!
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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