Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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