Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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