Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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