Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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