My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
Randomize
