If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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