you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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