How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Randomize
