Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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