Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
she peed on how many people?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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