do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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